Zompist (In)Sanity

Now and then I’ve stumbled upon the somewhat unique, and by now, old, site of zompist.com. It mixes boring politics with conlanging, fictional worlds, nerdy stuff and sometimes, tha marks of a genius. Today, I saw some titles of, ehm, logs, and maybe it’s just me, but I find them hilarious to say the least. It is understandable if you don’t.

  • “Awww, shit, dude, someone sewed her mouth shut!”
  • Remind me to remove everything on my desktop that says ‘Hitler’
  • Everything I Know About Quantum Physics I Learned From Watching SciFi Network
  • […]
  • I Can’t Believe It’s Not Otter Cock!
  • This is like 1001 decorating ideas using only your pecker and common objects from the junk drawer
  • Lugnut and Wheatabix and Poonjuice and Ax and Piggy and Wallet and Scumbo and Monad and Half-Tard and Poopants and Mr. Britches and Peggy
  • “Triscuits! TRISCUITS!! for the love of GOD why don’t you BUFFOONS have your own TRISCUITS”
  • “I accidentally commited bukakke.”
  • The Fraternal Order of Some Dumb Wussy Farming God
  • His fur is the color of suffering


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