Here you will find an ever-growing collection of quotes, which, unfortunately or luckliy, mostly are not mine. In other words, I have stole them shamelessly from friends or from the web. However whenever that is the case, I will reference to the source where possible.
And no, these quotes are not always politically correct or suitable for serious people.
actualism: if you bet an emo kid 20 bucks that he won’t kill himself, you’ll either be 20 bucks richer or break even – bash.org
<patrician |Away> what does your robot do, sam
<bovril> it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls
Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome
MaroonSand: no its not dude
Says it feels right this time
Turn around, found new high lights
Good day to be alive Sir
Good day to be alive, he said…..
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
is just a freight train coming your way
– Metallica, No Leaf Clover
Stuff like this really drives home to the common ordinary Obertorpedomaat, the wisdom of the Fürher’s plan to go out and find all of the people who aren’t Germans and kill them.
– Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon, p468